A mad ophthalmologist (Jonathan Norman), brings in a young
prostitute to experiment on. He puts drops in the man’s eyes and then tells him
to look through a telescope like device. His experiment is to allow people to see
into the Eighth Dimension. The scientist gets in an argument with his wife and
misses the fact that the gigolo’s eye swells to gigantic size and takes off.
While the doctor is trying to hide the dead body of his experiment, the eye
roams around from apartment to apartment hypnotizing guys to watch while it has
sex with women.
Our old pal David DeCoteau is back, presenting us a giant monster eye
that does a lot more groping and a lot less killing. There’s some eye candy
(sorry) for everyone here, women in the shower, shirtless dudes rubbing their
chests for what seems like 2 hours, and silly rubber optical nerves touching
boobs. What isn’t here is anything resembling a coherent plot. There is some Ed
Wood worthy dialogue, my favorite moment being when the scientist is trying to
explain that the eye is a hermaphrodite with one set of sex organs. The Killer Eye is neither shocking
enough to be a horror movie or explicit enough to even qualify as softcore
porn. Its twenty minutes of content in a seventy-two minute movie. When a clip
of Linnea Quigley from Creepozoids (1987) is the best thing about a movie, you
know you’re in trouble.
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