1972
Larry Hagman
Beware the Blob or Son of Blob was one of my choices to
rent on my birthday at the age of twelve (the other was, Godzilla 1985 (1984)).
I’m pretty certain I was the only one of my friends who managed to stay awake
through the whole thing, which was good because that way they couldn’t see me
still a little sniffly at seeing Godzilla fall into that volcano.
The Blob (1958) was one of the weirder monsters to come
out of the 50’s. I’d rank it up there with the brain monsters from Fiend
Without a Face (1958) and the giant telepathic crabs that absorb your
intelligence in Attack of the Crab Monsters (1957). Possibly even stranger is the idea to make a
sequel to The Blob fourteen years after the fact, make it a dopey comedy and
let Larry Hagman direct it.
Yes, that Larry Hagman.
Like you would expect, the opening credits for a Blob movie
feature a kitten frolicking in a field while some weird synthesizer music plays. When
we last left the Blob, it was being dumped off in the Arctic in hopes of
keeping it frozen for good. Evidently
the government didn’t bother telling anyone and did a sloppy job in
transporting the thing, because a worker on the Alaskan Oil Pipeline brings a
bit home in a canister. He throws it in the freezer to take to a lab for analysis,
his wife decides a beer cooler is a better place for it and then everyone forgets
to put it in the beer cooler at all. The Blob escapes; eats a fly, then the formerly frolicking kitten, and then the husband and wife. This sets off a
chain of events that include a hippy birthday party, a car accident, a few celebrity cameos (including Gerrit Graham of Phantom of the Paradise (1974)
and Chud II: Bud the Chud (1989) fame.) This all culminates in the Blob
invading a bowling alley that just happens to have an ice skating rink.
According to IMDB, much of this movie was improvised, and it
shows. It isn’t improvised well; whole scenes go on seemingly forever in hopes
of getting a laugh, but don’t even come close. Somehow the Blob looks much worse than it did
in 1958, although I did like the image of it sliding up the bowling lanes.
Every character is aggravating, which does result in the one
satisfying death at the very end of the film.
There are a few nods to the original film, which is odd
since in every other case it seems like it's mocking old monster movies. For
what is presented as zany comedy, there’s an awfully high death count. Having a kitten murder early in the film, really isn't the best way to show your audience
they are about to have a wacky good time.
This movie is a train wreck, and there are a meager
number of so bad they are good moments to be found within. Taken as a whole, it’s hard
to believe that everyone involved with this movie managed to work through their
drug induced haze long enough to complete it. Fortunately (or unfortunately) for you, it’s
free on YouTube which is about the right price for it.
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